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Writer's Block: Six-Word Story   
10:18pm 15/08/2008
 

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

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We are slaves to the Machine.

Oil is our blood, and death.
 
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My comic subscrtion list   
12:57am 05/08/2008
      
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8)
All Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder
All Star Superman
Authority
 Batgirl
Batman      
Casey Blue: Beyond Tomorrow    
DC/Wildstorm: Dreamwar
Desolation Jones *  
Detective Comics   
Fables   
Final Crisis Cover B Story Sliver Cover    
Gen 13
Jack Of Fables    
Joker's Asylum Weekly Series (5 issues) *
Northlanders 
Robin
Wildcats
Wildcats (Grant Morrison & Jim Lee series - currently on hiatus)
Fell
Invincible
   Anna Mercury Regular Cover
Boys  
Gravel Regular Cover   
No Hero Regular Cover    
Previews (includes Marvel Previews)  
Astonishing X-Men   
Captain America
Guardians Of The Galaxy
 Immortal Iron Fist / Immortal Iron Fist: Orson Randal And The Death Queen Of California
Kabuki *
Kick-Ass
 newuniversal: shockfront
NYX: No Way Home
Punisher MAX        
Runaways Vol 3
Secret Invasion 
She-Hulk Vol 2
Thor Regular Olivier Coipel Cover
Ultimate Fantastic Four        
Ultimate Iron Man II   
Ultimate Origins      
Ultimate Spider-Man    
Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk * 
Ultimate X-Men  
Uncanny X-Men (#500 will be filled with Greg Land cover) 
Wolverine: First Class    
X-Factor      
X-Force
X-Men: First Class     
X-Men: Legacy
   
 
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LIES!!!   
12:26am 06/06/2008
  http://www.crackle.com/c/Jace_Hall/

Skip to 4:15...its the only part that is important....and I still don't believe it.
 
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Obama on GTA IV   
09:51pm 01/05/2008
  Finally a politician with the right idea on it.

With that said...I am digging it pretty bad ass game.
 
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Lawlz   
10:54am 28/04/2008
   
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Don't Clench Up!   
12:38am 28/04/2008
  How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?
Created by OnePlusYou
 
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Those little shits had it coming!   
06:42pm 27/04/2008
  25

 
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My shit don't work....   
10:14am 22/01/2008
  xbox360 number 4 broke today...not the 3 red lights of death, but still this is ridiculous. If it wasn't for the fact the other systems have fuck all worth playing I would probably abandon this sorry SOB at this point.

sigh
 
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Next big one on the list   
08:29am 28/10/2007
  Well, got Guitar Hero 3...liking it so far. Next big one I am really looking forward too is Rock Band...and here is the current known song list for it.

Blue Oyster Cult "Don't Fear the Reaper" (Master)
The Who "Won't Get Fooled Again" (Master)
David Bowie "Suffragette City" (Master)
Black Sabbath "Paranoid" (Cover)
The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Pop" (Master)
Mountain "Mississippi Queen" (Cover)
Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or Alive" (Master)
Rush "Tom Sawyer" (Cover)
Nirvana "In Bloom" (Master)
Stone Temple Pilots "Vasoline" (Master)
Weezer "Say It Ain't So" (Master)
The Hives "Main Offender" (Master)
The Strokes "Reptilla" (Master)
Queens of the Stone Age "Go with the Flow" (Master)
Foo Fighters "Learn to Fly" (Master)
Metallica "Enter Sandman" (Master)
Deep Purple "Highway Star" (Master)
Faith No More "Epic" (Master)
Jet "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" (Master)
OK Go! "Here It Goes Again (Master)
Radiohead "Creep" (Master)
Rolling Stones "Gimme Shelter" (Master)
The Clash "Should I Stay or Should I Go" (Master)
Smashing Pumpkins "Cherub Rock" (Master)
Beastie Boys "Sabotage" (Master)
Nine Inch Nails "The Hand That Feeds" (Master)
Garbage "I Think I'm Paranoid" (Master)
The Pixies "Wave of Mutilation" (Master)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Maps" (Master)
Hole "Celebrity Skin" (master)
 
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My current comic subscription list.   
06:19pm 22/10/2007
  1 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8) Dark Horse Regular
2 All Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder DC Regular
3 All Star Superman DC Regular
4 Armageddon (5 one-shots) DC Regular
5 Authority DC Regular
6 Authority: Prime DC Regular
7 Batman DC Regular
8 Deathblow DC Regular
9 Desolation Jones DC Regular
10 Detective Comics DC Regular
11 Fables DC Regular
12 Gen 13 DC Regular
13 Jack Of Fables DC Regular
14 Midnighter DC Regular
15 Northlanders DC Regular
16 Planetary DC Non-Regular
17 Robin DC Regular
18 Stormwatch: PHD DC Regular
19 Wildcats DC Regular
20 World Of Warcraft DC Regular
21 Y The Last Man DC Regular
22 Fell Image Regular
23 Invincible Image Regular
24 Black Summer Regular Cover Independents Regular
25 Boys Independents Regular
26 G.I. Joe: America's Elite Independents Regular
27 G.I. Joe: Storm Shadow Independents Regular
28 Local Independents Regular
29 Previews (includes Marvel Previews) Magazines Regular
30 Amazing Spider-Man Marvel Regular
31 Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter: Guilty Pleasures / Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter: The First Death Marvel Regular
32 Annihilation: Conquest Marvel Regular
33 Annihilation: Conquest - Quasar Marvel Regular
34 Annihilation: Conquest - Star-Lord Marvel Regular
35 Annihilation: Conquest - Wraith Marvel Regular
36 Astonishing X-Men Marvel Regular
37 Black Panther Marvel Regular
38 Captain America Marvel Regular
39 Captain Marvel Marvel Regular
40 Heroes For Hire Marvel Regular
41 Immortal Iron Fist Marvel Regular
42 Incredible Hulk Marvel Regular
43 Kabuki Marvel Non-Regular
44 Loners Marvel Regular
45 Marvel Zombies 2 Marvel Regular
46 Moon Knight Marvel Regular
47 New Avengers Marvel Regular
48 New Avengers: Illuminati Marvel Regular
49 New Warriors Marvel Regular
50 New X-Men: Academy X Marvel Regular
51 newuniversal Marvel Regular
52 Nova Marvel Regular
53 Order Marvel Regular
54 Punisher Marvel Regular
55 Punisher War Journal Marvel Regular
56 Runaways Vol 2 Marvel Regular
57 She-Hulk Vol 2 Marvel Regular
58 Squadron Supreme Marvel Regular
59 Thor Regular Olivier Coipel Cover Marvel Regular
60 Thunderbolts Marvel Regular
61 Ultimate Fantastic Four Marvel Regular
62 Ultimate Iron Man II Marvel Regular
63 Ultimate Origins Marvel Regular
64 Ultimate Power Marvel Regular
65 Ultimate Spider-Man Marvel Regular
66 Ultimate Vision Marvel Regular
67 Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk Marvel Regular
68 Ultimate X-Men Marvel Regular
69 Ultimates Vol 3 - #1 will be filled with Heroes Cover Marvel Regular
70 Uncanny X-Men Marvel Regular
71 World War Hulk Marvel Regular
72 World War Hulk: Warbound Marvel Regular
73 X-Factor Marvel Regular
74 X-Men Marvel Regular
75 X-Men: First Class Marvel Regular
76 X-Men: Messiah Complex One-Shot Dave Finch Cover Marvel Non-Regular


If you think there is something I should add let me know.
 
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It's been a while.   
09:43am 06/10/2007
  Well, first week at GEICO has passed...and I like it so far. Got my first test on Monday...not to worried most of the stuff is self explanatory. Suppose to actually start taking calls on the 26th.

In non-work related news Activision has released the final song list for Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock...

• Same Old Song and Dance (by Aerosmith)
• Helicopter (by Bloc Party)
• Stricken (by Disturbed)
• Monsters (by Matchbook Romance)
• Before I Forget (by Slipknot)
• Kool Thing (by Sonic Youth)
• When You Were Young (by The Killers)
• Devil Went Down to Georgia (as made famous by Charlie Daniels Band)
• Sunshine of Your Love (as made famous by Cream)
• Holiday in Cambodia (as made famous by Dead Kennedys)
• Cliffs of Dover (as made famous by Eric Johnson)
• Hit Me with Your Best Shot (as made famous by Pat Benetar)
• Black Magic Woman (as made famous by Santana)
• Story of My Life (as made famous by Social Distortion)
• Pride and Joy (as made famous by Stevie Ray Vaughn)
• The Seeker (as made famous by The Who)
• Black Sunshine (as made famous by White Zombie)
• Miss Murder (by AFI)
• Minus Celsius (by Backyard Babies)
• Sabotage (by Beastie Boys)
• Hier Kommt Alex (by Die Toten Hosen)
• Through Fire and Flames (by Dragonforce)
• In the Belly of a Shark (by Gallows)
• Welcome to The Jungle (by Guns N' Roses)
• Avalancha (by Heroes Del Silencio)
• Take This Life (by In Flames)
• Number of the Beast (by Iron Maiden)
• Ruby (by Kaiser Chiefs)
• Closer (by Lacuna Coil)
• Cult of Personality (by Living Colour)
• One (by Metallica)
• Knights of Cydonia (by Muse)
• Mauvais Garcon (by NAAST)
• Even Flow (by Pearl Jam)
• Lay Down (by Priestess)
• Bulls on Parade (by Rage Against The Machine)
• 3's and 7's (by Queens of the Stone Age)
• Suck My Kiss (by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
• Generation Rock (by Revolverheld)
• Raining Blood (by Slayer)
• Cherub Rock (by Smashing Pumpkins)
• Radio Song (by Superbus)
• The Metal (by Tenacious D)
• I'm in the Band (by The Hellacopters)
• Anarchy in the U.K. (by The Sex Pistols)
• Reptillia (by The Strokes)
• Paint It Black (by The Rolling Stones)
• My Name is Jonas (by Weezer)
• Slash's Original Boss Battle Recording
• Tom Morello's Original Boss Battle Recording
• School's Out (as made famous by Alice Cooper)
• Paranoid (as made famous by Black Sabbath)
• Cities on Flame (as made famous by Blue Oyster Cult)
• Slow Ride (as made famous by Foghat)
• Barracuda (as made famous by Heart)
• Rock and Roll All Nite (as made famous by Kiss)
• Mississippi Queen (as made famous by Mountain)
• Rock You Like a Hurricane (as made famous by Scorpions)
• La Grange (as made famous by ZZ Top)

Some good stuff in there...can't wait for October 28th. In fact I will probably go to the midnight for it.
 
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I'd vote for him.   
08:26am 22/08/2007
  I didn't know they even had the internet in Guam  
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Isn't it ironic...   
08:48am 20/08/2007
  ...or maybe its Moronic  
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Makes Since to Me.   
11:39pm 08/08/2007
   
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Technologic   
09:34pm 08/08/2007
  Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Crash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
 
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Another Thought   
11:00am 08/08/2007
   
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A God FAQ   
11:13am 05/08/2007
  I have found this to answer many of the questions I have on God...hopefully it can help some of you out there.  
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Stolen from David and Shonda   
11:40am 02/08/2007
  Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty.

Post it in your journal after I do yours so I can see the reverse.
 
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Times are changing   
10:08am 25/07/2007
  Well, unless anything goes horribly wrong looks like I will own a house by August 28th. Now being that I have never lived anywhere, but with my parents the problem arises...I got to buy a lot of shit for a house...(except appliances and blinds...they all came with the house). So this is the point where I stretch out to those 2 people who read this...if anyone has any half decent furniture they find themselves not using any more...I would be more then happy to take it off your hands. I will give it a good home, show it love, and then give you much love in response (if you are an attractive female this love can be shown as sexual favors if you so wish).

I now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.
 
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This is hilarious   
12:53am 12/07/2007
  http://www.13wmaz.com/news/local_story.aspx?storyid=40921

To bad Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC wasn't there...that guy is my hero.

Now if Houston County will do one...help cut down on my customers.
 
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